FACEPALM, PROTECTING YOU FROM IDIOTS SINCE 1990.
For every embarrassment, there’s a
$FACEPALM
to give
The DOGS, the FROGS, the CAPTAINS, the GODS
They ALL $FACEPALM
$FACEPALM with us too!
About.
Alright, buckle the fck up because you're about to dive headfirst into the glorious shitshow that is $FACEPALM.
You've stumbled upon the most batshit crazy, yet ingeniously brilliant cryptocurrency project ever conceived. We're taking your facepalm moments, the times you've fckd up, made a tit of yourself, or just straight up questioned the sanity of the human race, and turning them into cold, hard, digital assets.
Are you sick to the back teeth of convoluted crypto jargon that sounds like it was pulled from the ass of a Silicon Valley tech bro? Are your eyes glazing over at the mention of "blockchain"? Well, good fck news!
$FACEPALM is here to inject some much-needed humor into this painfully serious crypto landscape.
We're not just about investment and boring ass coin collecting. Hell no! We're here to laugh our asses off at the circus that is life. So whether you're a seasoned crypto pro, a casual collector, or just here for some top-tier banter, we've got you covered.
Embrace the hilarity, join in the laughter, and discover the countless iterations of the facepalm meme as it continues to entertain and unite people in the digital world.
Recognized
Inspired by the universally recognized facepalm meme, $FACEPALM leverages the power of internet culture to create a unique and engaging experience for users.
Funny
At its essence, $FACEPALM is a digital asset that symbolizes those moments of exasperation, disbelief, or sheer absurdity that make us instinctively bury our faces in our palms. It encapsulates the collective experiences we encounter in our daily lives and transforms them into a token that holds both sentimental and comedic value.
Aha! Moments
So, you're not here to make bank, you're here for the pure, unadulterated joy of it all. That's the $FACEPALM way. We're not about fattening wallets or climbing social ladders. Nope, we're here to revel in the glorious absurdity of life, to poke fun at the world, and to spread a shit-ton of laughter while we're at it.
How to buy.
GET $FACEPALM HERE
Prepare your wallet
Prepare for laughs, folks! Grab Metamask or your favorite crypto-wallet from the App Store or Google Play. Desktop users, install the Google Chrome extension at metamask.io. It's like a free pass to the crypto funfair!
Have some $ETH ready
You need some $ETH in your wallet to switch to $FACEPALM. Don't have any $ETH? No problem! You can buy some directly on Metamask, shuffle it over from another wallet, or snag some on a different exchange and deliver it straight to your wallet.
Go to Uniswap
Just pop over to app.uniswap.org on Google Chrome or inside your Metamask app. Get your wallet connected.
Next, paste the $FACEPALM token address into Uniswap, select Facepalm, and confirm.
Go to Uniswap here.
Your first $FACEPALM
You're going to transform your $ETH into $FACEPALM. And the best part? We've banished taxes to the shadow realm - so no need to fret about buying with a specific slippage. Although, be aware, during the wild rollercoaster ride of market volatility, you may need to strap in and use some slippage.
Tokenomics.
THE CONTRACT STUFF BEHIND $FACEPALM
TOKEN SUPPLY
194,007,130,000,000
$FACEPALMs
(That's a shitload of $FACEPALMs)
Uniswap Liquidity Pool: 95.5%
To provide immediate liquidity and accessibility to FACEPALM tokens, 95.5% of the total token supply will be allocated to the Uniswap liquidity pool.
Marketing and Other Activities: 4.5%
This portion will be reserved for marketing initiatives, partnerships, community events, and other activities aimed at promoting and expanding the $FACEPALM ecosystem.
The allocation will be utilized strategically to maximize the project's visibility and engage with a broader audience.
Launched stealth with no presale, zero taxes, a contract renounced and LP Locked!
Roadmap.
$FACEPALM is going places!
